>>ladies and gentlemen of the jury, over thecourse of this trial i will prove beyond all doubt that thisman is innocent. >>he's not on trial.she is. >>oh.yeah, i'm not sure about her. ♪♪ >>the whole truth,and nothing but the truth-- >>objection! leading the witness![sigh] i'm really not sure how to prep for this case.half of these are harry potter books. your honor, my client pleads the--is it the fourth or the fifth?
>>are there any legalprecedents for this case? >>i'm glad you asked your honor.siri, google legal precedence for goat robbery. the amendment that youplead when you're guilty. objection!leading the witness probably! >>no.>>also define legal precedence. that's not good enough.i will not stand here and listen to you fill this hallowed room of justicewith your blatant lies.now answer the question! i want the truth.oh, this is rough.
the minimum is five years in azkaban.your honor, could i request a short recess to see if my barexam scores have been posted? i'm really hoping i passed this time.can't fail five times in a row. [laughter] you can.this is my sixth time. objection!leading-- >>ms.duncan, if you say "leading the witness" one moretime i will fine you. >>leading the person who witnessed something.between you and me, the judge on this case is total idiot.[sounds of keystrokes] >>no, you don't need to--type that.
stop it.[gargling sounds] he's good. >>mr. jones you were sittingat home eating dinner, watching tv on the night of july 15th, weren't you? >>um, well, the night of-->>objection! leading the witness.>>sustained. >>oh, so that's what that means.actually never mind, i'm still confused. >>we will now take a ten-minute recess.[gavel bang] >>oh good. i need this.i'm pretty sure the miranda rights only apply topeople named miranda.
it's a simple fact.you want to go? >>so will you be payingme before or after you get sentenced? 'cause i would prefer before.
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