- [sighs] happy sunday, esther. - happy sunday, georgina. how was your week? - oh, the lord is with me.- mm-hmm. - but the devil, he got his handson my grandniece grace. - oh, no.- mm-hmm. out there smoking the reefer,doing the hanky-panky with boys.
- no, georgina. - oh, esther, you know that i love all thingsthat are good and holy. - mm-hmm.- but if he doesn't let go of my grandniece grace, i'm gonna cutthe devil's dick off and shove it in his ass. - mm-hmm. - with my prayers.- i know you will, georgina.
i know you will. - how was your week, girl? - oh, you know me. i'm blessed and thankfulfor everything. - mm-hmm.all right. - but you know my grandson jasongot hisself wrapped up in the leathery claws of satan. - not jason.- he got hisself arrested for the spray-paintingand the vandalism.
- oh, lord. - and i tell you, i never raise my hand in anger, but if he don't let jason go, i'm gonna punch that nigga satanin the nuts so hard, it wipe the dick-licking smirkoff his horned-ass face. - with my prayers.- amen. i know you will, esther,i know you will, but esther, i gotta tell yousomething else, now.
- mmm, let it out. - you know, esther, that i have found serenityin the glory of heaven. - yes. - but my daughter's husbandbernard has got himself wedged between the cleft hoovesof lucifer hisself. - mmm.- she opened up his laptop computer and foundthe pornography of women.
- not the pornography of women. - absolutelythe pornography of women. - not on the laptop computer. - on the laptop computer foundthe pornography of women. - mmm. - i am a pacifistunder god's request, but if he don't let goof bernard, i'm gonna sneak upon that bitch-ass lucifer right in the midstof his sleep time.
- oh.- and then i'm gonna sit on that motherfucker's head, and i'm gonna spread my bootycheeks on that pig's face, and i'm gonna justpucker up my stank hole... - whoo. - and just toops, toops, toops, scoops,bedoop-scoop-scoop-skedoops until that niggagot a brown dot on his nose that i can usefor target practice.
sha-plow! - shoot that.- sha-plow! - shoot that!- sha-plow! - whoo, shoot that niggain the shit-nack. - with my prayers. - with your prayers,of course, of course. oh, georgina, georgina,georgina. - yup, yup, yup, yup, yup? - oh, i got nothing but faithin god and heaven above,
but i tell you,my son's wife crystal, she got herself wrapped upin the fiery wings of mephistopheles hisself. - here we go. - you know, she got caught usingprofanity with her own children. - what?- at the dinner table. - oh, lord, child, child. - georgina darlene martin! oh, i have nothing but love forevery creature on this planet,
but if he don't letmy darling crystal go, i'm gonna flirt with the devil.- oh. oh. - show him a little bitof shoulder. "how you doin'?" he gonna start looking away,i'm gonna start twerking. start twerking,he gonna be like, "whoo." he gonna be,he gonna be drawn in. - seduce that littlemotherfucker. give him one of these."hi."
batting my eyelashes at him. then when he least expects it, and i got his trust, that's wheni'm gonna ride that nigga. i'm gonna give himthe night of his life, a nighthe ain't never gonna forget. - go get him.- i'm gonna give him this way. i'm gonna give him that way. and then,right when he about to climax, that's when i'm gonna clenchup my pussy
on that motherfucker'sred dick, and i'm gonna snap that niggacock off with a divine kegel. - well, you gonna snapthat nigga dick off. - whoo!- snap it off! whoo! - with my prayers.- with your prayers. with your prayers.- with my prayers. - of course.with the prayers, yeah. but that's right, girl.- yes. - you go get him, esther!- yes!
- fuck satan!- fuck him! - fuck him in the-- - wha--what's happening,georgina? - [deep voice]georgina isn't here anymore. [maniacal laugh] it is i, satan. - ah! [blows landing] - [normal voice]ah! no, esther!
i'm in here, though!- oh! - i'm kickingthis nigga's ass. - yeah![blows landing] - [deep voice] oh, help me.somebody help me. i ca--can't get outof this bitch. - oh, get him, georgina!get him! - [normal voice]i stuck a safety pin in this nigga's urethra. - ooh!- [deep voice] oww!
fuck!that hurts! [normal voice]right now i got his dick in my hands like a old rag. i'm wringing out!i'm wringing it out! - oh, give me some of that. i want a piece of him, yes. tag me in. [groans] [gasps]
[deep voice]who is this crazy bitch, now? [normal voice]ah, it's me, motherfucker! your worst nightmare, bitch![laughs] - shoot that motherfucker!- that's right. i'm on top of you.i'm on top of him. [deep voice]what's going on? this feels good.why would you do this to me? [normal voice]oh, you'll see in a second, motherfucker.- just wait, motherfucker.
- [deep voice] oh, i'm waiting,but oh, here i cum. here i cum. [normal voice]here you go, ha! grabbed it!snap! - ooh!- ooh, i got him good. [deep voice]i'll do anything you say. i'll do anything you say. - too late now.too late now, satan. oh, shh.we should probably go.
- [normal voice]oh, yeah, let's go, let's go. - we don't want todisturb the service. - ooh, i got a hold of him. i'm gonna--we gonna gomedieval on his ass. [deep voice] no, no!oh, lordy! i can't take it. i can't take it. [normal voice]get over here, mister. [deep voice]please, please! get these crazy bitchesoff of me.
jesus christ is my personal lordand savior, i swear. - you're too late for that now.
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